Unearned unhappiness... · 2007-09-19 12:06

That’s alright, I guess…

Well, looks like Livingdead lost the Battle of Who Could Care Less About Updating His Blog. Bwahahahahaa!!! I am teh winnarz of apathy!!+11=2.com!!!

Anyway, if you’ve been wondering how long I was going to wait to make an update, fuck you. I’m not your dance monkey! But seriously, on the whole, updates have been slow in this neck o’teh Blogosphere. Why? Well, I can’t speak for other people, but I will say that my inherent laziness and lack of driving ambition play a major role. Which is sad, really, considering the bevy of great topics that have popped up in the last few weeks. Things like:

– Why is the group known as the Thompson Twins known as the Thompson Twins when there are three of them?

– Why do I hate Apple so much? Is it because of their love for DRM, and douchebaggy commercials? Yes.

– Why has American entertainment become so unoriginal. If it’s not Hollywood doing another shitty remake of a perfectly good movie, then it’s the Big 3 networks stealing all of their award-winning shows from Britain and “Americanizing” them [read: adding more tits and explosions]. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!

– Where did my civil liberties go? Oh yeah, I gave them away to keep myself safe from teh turrists. That won’t come back to haunt me.

– Why? Why? Why? Why?

– White Stripes, gimme a fucking break! Everyone knows Meg White has “acute anxiety” because she’s carrying my baby…

– What should I be for Halloween? Leave me a comment, and please give me feasible ideas.

– I am pumped for November 27th!

– Blah…

  1. Be a humper


    — brooke    Sep 19, 09:05 PM    #

  2. Guess who just got an APPLE IPOD!! Fitz bought it for me and although I wanted to look for other brands, I am not going to complain about a free MP3 player. Guess who gets to help me figure it out?????


    — Jamie B.    Sep 20, 08:05 AM    #

  3. come down here and join me as ghostbusters


    — tman    Sep 20, 09:48 AM    #

  4. I know it’s wrong, but I just love those Apple commercials. It makes me want to hang out with a Mac.


    — Terez    Sep 20, 09:52 AM    #

  5. no. I am going to be Princess Peach. Tman is going to be my Mario and you bjones, you are going to be his heterolifemate/brother luigi.


    — Sarah    Sep 20, 12:16 PM    #

  6. No. You’re all wrong. He’s going to be Hardcore Hank the prison rapist, and I will be playing the part of “Scared Prison Bitch 3”. go get your own cool costume ideas.


    — Livingdead    Sep 21, 04:09 PM    #

  7. We should connect right below the waste and go as siamese twins. Friendship officially over………..Smilka Bilka


    — Bradong    Sep 23, 01:12 PM    #

  8. Wrap-up:

    As for costumes, there were some good ideas. I even considered combining a few into one grandiose costume. Ghosthumpers, anyone?

    As for ipods, sorry Jamie. I’m afraid if I touch that thing I’ll get douche-cooties.

    Terez, congrats on getting married. I am an asshole.

    “Connected right below the waist,” eh? I am turgid with excitement, sir.


    — BrandoCrap    Sep 25, 07:39 AM    #
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