Baby call my line... · 2008-01-26 07:51
…call me anytime.
Well, apparently I’ve been tagged, and though I hate chain letters [which this is, by the way] I’ll go along with it this time, if for no other reason that I have nothing better to write. I have no intentions of tagging anyone else with this assignment, though. I don’t like making people feel obligated to do things, unlike the assholes that come up with these dumb-ass chores. Anyway, without further stalling for time, here are five things you [probably] don’t know about me:
1.) I get an unhealthy amount of joy from singing and dancing to “Baby Don’t Forget My Number” by Milli Vanilli. I desperately want to make my own cheesy music video that both mocks and glorifies that song, and often amuse myself on long car rides by conceptualizing how the video will go.
2.) I have read less that half of the books I own, yet I continue to buy more of them.
3.) I have a 12-pack of Schlitz in my refrigerator.
4.) I have a strange fascination and desire to go out to sea, even though it scares the hell out of me.
5.) I don’t like talking about myself and have spent too much time writing and editing this list.
Thanks to this blog, I have had “Baby Don’t Forget My Number” in my head all day….except for some reason my brain likes to remix songs (mainly when I don’t know all the lyrics) and I go from Milli Vanilli to Phil Collins “Dance Into the Light”…..
— Jsal Jan 29, 05:54 PM #
Hey vagina queen call me when you have some free time I have lost all of the numbers in my phone and can’t call anyone. Smilka Bilka
— Bradong Feb 10, 01:19 PM #